Today is a shower day. ok…wait a minute. let me clarify by saying everyday is a shower day but today is a WASH. BLOW DRY.FLAT IRON day…this takes minutes out of my life that I could be doing far far more important things with. Things like sleeping or walking the dog. Instead, and only because my public has come to expect it…today I will do my hair.
Mondays suck royal hairy buttocks. I never ever sleep Sunday night and as a result am usually just begging for Monday to get finished already by like 9 am.
But that is a secret…shhhh…people at work think I am a friggin ray of sunshine. Especially on a Monday.
Today after my first shift as a Chiropractic Ninja Assistant, I will start shift #2 as chauffeur to the luckiest children alive. These are of course the children who, along with their father, plan to surprise me with a trip to Mexico for Christmas….right? sigh…whatever….
On todays list when I get home is clean the fireplace, the furnace and finish all the laundry and ironing. Do-able I say……
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