Have I told you about Jenny? If you know me personally, you've probably heard me swearing at some point or other, and more than likely , it was because of Jenny. Jenny works at Morgan's Orthodontist office. I could never in a million bazillion years be friends with Jenny. In fact I could never work with, live with or even stand next in line while waiting for my Starbucks fix if Jenny was in line. Jenny is everything I find annoying in this world. Even worse, I have to deal with her on a monthly basis as she works reception at Morgan's Orthodontist.
Each time we have a family check up, Jenny calls our house to leave a reminder phone call the day before. Once for each one of us. Then calls my cell phone again another four times. Do the math.
After year one we maxed out our Insurance on Orthodontics. The insurance company told Jenny, I told Jenny. Jenny keeps submitting to our insurance anyway and then when they send her the letter telling her we do not have coverage...it's another phone message from Jenny EVERY SINGLE MONTH FOR 2 YEARS!
Once, and this was the "Jenny" that broke me, I dropped off Morgan and then ran up to Starbucks to grab a coffee. 15 min later I walk into the office, Jenny asks me who I was waiting for and she tells me Morgan left. Where? How? I drove around the block thinking he might have decided to meet me...like that would have happened...and the cell rang. It was Jenny. She had found him still sitting in the exam chair, hadn't even seen the Dr. yet. Somehow this became my fault, Morgan's name was the same as a female Morgan who had left 2 hours earlier...WTF??
After Jenny lost Morgan I had an apologetic call from the Orthodontist herself. Turns out they can't fire Jenny. Jenny is her mother.
